He makes fun of you and makes fun of your part time job in life. Pranking your friends at school or in the office brightens your day. You can try these harmless cyber pranks on your friends, but he is likely to get so angry that he will never try to use his computer when you are around or he will surely lock his computer with the longest and most complex password known of all. weather. You can use these jokes on the computer to impress your friends using notepad or bat file.
Here is the list of files coolest computer jokes always on your Windows PC.
It's your PC, make it big
Just press windows Button and then holding the button down windows button pressed, just press + Button 3-4 times.
If you want to add salt, just press CTRL + Alt + I . This will make your screen look awful and compromised.
Rescue method - To bring things back to normal, just press CTRL + Alt + I again, then press the Windows key and while holding it down, just press - key 2-3 times.
Joke all your Facebook friends at the same time
Post a status update on your profile page by saying this ...
Guys, help me block this profile… http: //facebook.com/profile.php? = 119277941
Now anyone who clicks on that profile will be redirected to their profile and will surely panic wondering why the hell you want to do it. This is one of the best jokes on the internet.
Delete OO from Google. magic trick
Another great computer prank you can play your friend on a computer connected to the internet.
Now to do this trick, go to this link.
Step 1 # Click anywhere on the page.
Step 2 # Now put two fingers on the two O's of the Google logo and start scrubbing it. Scrub for at least 2 seconds.
Step 3 # Wow! He has gone
Note: actually the two OOs disappear exactly 3 seconds after clicking.
Just lock the desktop
To do this prank, go to your desktop and hit the Print Screen button. Now open To paint and paste it (Ctrl + V). Save this image anywhere. Now, right click on it and set it as your desktop wallpaper.
Now go to the desktop and uncheck the Show desktop icons option.
Now, get ready to see your friend click randomly and then check his mouse over and over again.
Virus detected, hard drive prank formatting
This is an awesome computer prank using notepad. Just copy the codes below and save as photos.vbs. You can name it as leaked pics.vbs or you can also name it after your personal folder name, hiding your personal folder elsewhere.
X=MsgBox("Error while opening.Do you want to fix this problem?",4+64,"My Computer") X=MsgBox("This problem can not be fixed!",0+48,"My Computer") X=MsgBox("Virus Detected on Your Computer! Do you want to scan your PC?",3+16,"Virus Alert") X=MsgBox("Access Denied!Virus is Activated",2+16,"Virus Alert") X=MsgBox("Virus is copying Your Passwords.........",2+48,"Virus is Activated") X=MsgBox("Deleting System Files..........",2+16,"Virus is installed on Your System") X=MsgBox("Trojand78.dll is deleting your files.Do you want to stop this?",4+32,"Window Defender") X=MsgBox("Access Denied! Your Computer is infected",0+16,"Virus Alert") X=MsgBox("You can not access your computer anymore",2+16,"Your Computer is Hacked")
Save it as photos.vbs or you can save it as chrome.vbs.
Now you need to change the icon to a reliable looking folder or browser icon.
To change the icon, first create a shortcut, now rename it again and now change the icon.
You can also hide file extensions to make it more reliable.
Saving method - Not required. You can delete the file.
Make your PC like a haunted place
You can use this prank on your friend when he is away from his computer. Just do Shift + Alt + Print Screen. Best of all, it can be done even when the screen is locked.
Saving method - do a Shift + Alt + Print Screen still.
Change the input language
This is one of the best and simplest computer jokes I use on a Windows PC. On a Windows PC, click the language icon on the taskbar. Change your language preference to a foreign language.
Rescue operation - Just change the input languages again with the same method.
Block your favorite websites on your PC
Just browse C: Windows System32 Drivers etc hosts and edit the hosts file by adding one or more lines. Press Windows Key + R and enter C: Windows System32 Drivers etc hosts into it or insert this line directly into Windows Explorer.
Now open it with Notepad and insert the line below.
127.0.0.1 facebook.com
Rescue operation: Just delete the line again to bring everything back to normal.
Bomb his PC with a fork
Save the following code given below in prank.bat
:a start %0 goto a
Run the prank.bat file and watch the magic happen. The CMD screen will start flooding the monitor. The operation will continue until the PC crashes as it will eventually run out of memory. It won't affect your computer, so don't worry.
Rescue: Forces the computer to shut down with the shutdown button.
Blue Screen of Death screensaver
Install a blue screen of death screensaver in your absence and make you think your PC has crashed.
Turn off your PC every time you start the browser
Right click on the browser and go to the property and change the destination as:
% windir% system32 shutdown.exe -r -t 00
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